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Attention pupil! our lesson today is about pronunciation. Please read the statement below clearly and loudly. Don’t bother the meaning of each statement, just read it ok?. At the end i know you will enjoy this lesson, believe me!.
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and…..
Question : “What would you like to have…? Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?”
Answer : ” Tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
bush tea, iced tea or green tea?”
Answer : ” Ceylon tea”
Question : “How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : “With milk”
Question : “Goat’s milk, or cow’s milk”
Answer : “With cow’s milk please.
Question : “Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : “Um, I’ll just take it black.”
Question : “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer : “Cane sugar”
Question : “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer : “Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question : “Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored?”
Answer : “I think I’ll just die of thirst”
Thank you!
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